We cried, my sisters and I, the day my sister Tracy married Tim. The four of us stood under the gazebo in peach taffeta gowns, red-eyed and sniffling, trying in vain to wipe our running mascara and dripping noses with white lace gloves.
If anyone was paying any attention, they would have assumed that we were weeping with joy over our sister's good fortune. But they would have been wrong. We were grief-stricken. We weren't losing a sister, we were gaining a big jerk. The appeals had run out. There would be no last-minute pardon. If the wedding vows were to be believed, we would be stuck with Tim forever. And we knew that was going to be a very bad thing.
Just how bad, we couldn't begin to imagine.